Please respond to the essential criteria below….one or more answers may be acceptabel and/or required.

1. I..
(a) play music
(b) can cook breakfast
(c) regularly fund festivals
(d) all of the above

2. Kangaroo tick bites take how long to heal?
(a) days
(b) weeks
(c) seems like never

3. what would you do if you woke up covered in bogan fleas?
(a) vow never to come back.
(b) roll over
(c) drink water and tune the guitars
(d) whats a bogan flea?

4. how do you know you are a coalface artist?
(a) today i am broke and have a gig
(b) you dont
(c) followed by crows
(d) followed by friends of The Re-Mains.

5. whats your favourite song you cover?

……. by ……..

6. who is the owl?

………. ……………….

7. to remove a bug from ear
(a) shine a light in
(b) get a mate to help

8. who is grandad?

……………… ……………..

9. I usually shower
(a) before and after music festivals
(b) daily or more often
(c) never

10. A good sound system
(a) has foldback
(b) I have one.

11. My vehicle
(a) is brand new
(b) is very old
(c) is a touring coach
(d) has never been on a dirt road

12. who is Muzza?
…….. …………… (”I see the lights of Hay”)

13. Complete the following sentences
“It’s bad mate, ……………..”
“heading out into the great dust-bowl
playing,…………………………………..”
“Has anyone seen………………..?”

14. Number of times you have given a lift to Campbell.
a) never
b) never heard of him
c) never again

15. If my application is successful I agree to the following sleeping
arrangements.
a) First in gets the bed
b) Who’s sleeping?

16. What is a StanDalone?

17. Total number of Rooms in the Mallee Hen?
a) 4
b) 7
c) 1 at a time

18. Total number of people sleeping in the Mallee Hen?
a) 14
b) 27
c) 1 at a time

19. Where the Hell is Nymagee?

20. Requested Fee?
a) ha ha ha
b) whatever I can get
c) just get me out of here

21. I heard about the festival from
(a) Jay Dunn
(b) Campbell the Swaggie
(c) A Backpacker
(d) never heard of it
(e) the Nymagee CWA ladies

22. The term ‘Coalface’ is
(a) A way of life
(b) Coined and lived by Mick Daley & The Re-Mains
(c) Kind of like the Swaggie Book of Rules.
(d) one word to describe the life of touring Musicians.

23. My instruments
(a) Are all I have
(b) Operate equally well under dust or water
(c) Are irreplaceable
(d) Are well insured